“But here’s the thing about Trump doing anything on Twitter now: It just reminds people of the awful reason he was banned to begin with.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
The broadcast was delayed 40 minutes after its scheduled start, which Musk blamed on a cyberattack. Musk later implied it was done to silence Trump.
“[imitating Trump] Hey, there. Lying is my thing, buddy.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“[imitating Trump] Stay in your lane, Elon. Oh wait, you can’t because you’re in a self-driving Tesla. Boom, you’re roasted by your Tesla. It’s on fire.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“I know the guy’s big on slurs, but this is next level.” — DESI LYDIC, guest host of “The Daily Show,” on Trump’s speech sometimes sounding slurred during the interview
“[imitating Sylvester the Cat] Sufferin’ succotash!” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Can we get the guy some Fixodent?” — JIMMY FALLON
The Bits Worth Watching
The actress Elizabeth Banks played jinx with Jimmy Fallon on Tuesday’s “Tonight Show.”
What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night
The actress Janet McTeer will sit down on Wednesday with Jeff Goldblum, her “Kaos” co-star and the guest host this week on “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”