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Who’s the Boss?
Former President Donald Trump held a campaign rally in Charlotte, N.C., on Wednesday.
Stephen Colbert said Trump spent most of the evening “focused on the real issue gripping the country: desperately workshopping a new nickname for Kamala Harris.”
“[imitating Trump] K as in Kamala, A as in Amala, M as in Malala, A as in Ah, L as in Lyin’ Kamala — L-Y-I-N-apostrophe — oh God, I’m back at the beginning again.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
Colbert blasted Trump for resorting to his old “Apprentice” tagline, “You’re fired.”
“That’s a 10-year-old reference!” — STEPHEN COLBERT
The Punchiest Punchlines (Biden Goes Live Edition)
“By the way, can you imagine all the cool [expletive] Biden’s going to take on his way out of the White House? You got your pens, your paper clips, maybe a couple of nuclear warheads.” — LAMORNE MORRIS, guest host of “Jimmy Kimmel Live”
The Bits Worth Watching
Rob Lowe auditioned for the role of Kamala Harris’s running mate on Thursday’s “Tonight Show.”