“That’s right, President Biden presided over the annual White House turkey pardon and granted clemency to Peach, Blossom and, before anyone noticed, Hunter.” — SETH MEYERS
“Yep, Biden promised that the turkeys would not get killed this November. Democrats were like, ‘Hey, that’s what you said to us.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“I hope everyone enjoyed the pardoning, because next year, under Trump, those turkeys will be Matt Gaetz and Rudy Giuliani.” — JIMMY FALLON
Bah, Humbug
On his last episode of “Real Time” for the year, Bill Maher argued that Americans should forget politics and enjoy Christmas.
“Enough! It’s [expletive] Christmas, and you will act like it,” Maher said. “’Tis the season, and all that.”